Crony

So the cronyism watchdog thinks the system needs urgent reform.

What a surprise! It's not as if, you know, we have a government which is entirely about funnelling money out of the taxes we pay to their mates, is it? It's not as if there have not been multiple obvious occurrences of corruption, is it?

Of course there will be an enquiry which, conveniently, will be headed by someone conveniently close to the government, and which will find that there was no real case to answer. How surprising that will be: the UK is of course not racist, the government is not corrupt.

And the Clown Emperor marches on into his glorious future, waving flags and making witty comments about watermelons.