Declaring victory

The EnglishUK government has relaxed all1 CV19 restrictions, is ending free testing and is removing funding for programmes which keep track of infections., which will, conveniently for them, degrade and artificially lower reported infection rates. Meanwhile infections are going up, of course.

In due time, Putin's puppetsupreme leader Johnson will no doubt declare his own glorious victory over CV19 for the captive press. Just out of sight, smoke will rise from the ovens burning the corpses of the people who are not, of course, dying of CV19. And, further off, Ukrainian refugees will, curiously, still not be allowed entry to England. And Putin will not, naturally, be funding Johnson's holidays, wallpaper and providing him with a series of ever-younger wives.

  1. In Scotland, not quite yet. 

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