Fighting for the future

Johnson is not 'fighting for the future': he's fighting against the future.

He is directly damaging the futures of billions of people in order that he might spend a little more time feeling all big and important. Every fucking day we spend staring at his shitshow is another day we spend not paying attention to climate change, not paying attention to what is happening in Ukraine, not paying attention to what the US supreme court is doing to women's rights, not paying attention to anything but Boris fucking Johnson, the bloated parasitic worm infesting Downing Street.

'Look at me, look at me, lookatmelookatme look at me just look at me in my magnificent segmented self' it burbles in everyone's ears. And we watch in horror as it slowly digests some more people from within, digests some more ancient rights, some more decency. And we fail to notice that while it is digesting, while it is shedding its stinking white segments, the fucking world is burning.