Family
July 13, 2022•160 words
Candidate: "FAMILY its about family you see yes family. Traditional values yes family."
Person with brain: "But candidate what about net zero"
Candidate: "Oh no none of that green hippy nonsense no. FAMILY its about traditional white FAMILY yes. Send the immigrants home burn the gypsies and the wogs. FAMILY."
Person with brain: "But, candidate, unless we deal with climate change, which means net zero, then most of our grandchildren will die. That's not 'family' is it?"
Candidate: "Yes FAMILY, fuck the grandchildren they're not FAMILY are they not really no-one cares about them or really children actually, not really FAMILY are they you might as well just eat them all its about FAMILY yes. My brain is enormous look at my giant brain. Eat the poor, eat your grandchildren. Up with boomers. FAMILY yes."
Person with brain: "..."
Candidate (foaming): "FAMILY FAMILY FAMLY FMABILY burn the poor eat the children kill the gypsies send the wogs home FAMILY FAMILY."