NHS

The NHS has a really serious staffing crisis. This is, obviously, partly a result of brexit, and was widely predicted.

But in the fantasy world we all now live in – the world where our next prime minister will be a plutocrat or a moron, and probably the moron because she's white1 – we are not allowed to say that. Because truth now counts less than slavish adherence to ideology, and we must all dutifully believe that the catastrophically bad brexit deal Johnson and 'lord' Frost2 arranged for us was perfect, and if it was not perfect, why, it's those devilish Europeans, not us, to blame, isn't it?


  1. Of course death cult tory party members (97% of whom are white) are not at all racist. No no, not even a tiny little bit: some of their best friends are black. In fact, racism doesn't exist in the UK as any good johnsonite will tell you: black people are poorer and less healthy than white people not because they are discriminated against but because of their natural inferiority, you see. 

  2. Who, I must emphasise, is not an alcoholic. 


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