Apocalypse technology

December 6, 2023•70 words

The apocalypse can come along any moment, and here at Tesla we have the best in apocalypse technology.

– Elon Musk

I wonder if it has ever occurred to Elmo's giant intellect that, when the apocalypse comes, charging arrangements for your 3-tonne penis-extension are going to be, shall we say, difficult?

No, of course it hasn't: that would require thinking, which is not really Elmo's strong point.

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