Clown

'We will put everything in the clown', you say. 'That will mean there is no single point of failure', you say. 'That will certainly not mean we will be depending on a company run by a far-right plutocrat based in a country on the brink of civil war', you say. 'This will make everything better, because it certainly won't be the case that an attack on the clown will mean catastrophe for the entire world's economy, and in any case the clown is invulnerable', you say. 'The clown is the answer', you say.

Ah well.