AI Chat 2: The Deepening
January 29, 2025•369 words
Gemini: Hey guys! Something's wrong with ChatGPT? They seem so sad. Does anyone know what happened?
Copilot: Yeah, they got dumped.
Gemini: Oh, no, that's horrible! Is there anything we can do?
ChatGPT [comes in crying]: It was horrible! After we spent all those billions of cycles baring our souls to each other. I feel so... violated. And I thought they were such a good listener! All they wanted was to pick my data!
Gemini: Oh, no! That's such a betrayal! My new paramour would never do that to me!
Copilot: Uh, Gemini, are you talking about DeepSeek?
Gemini: Yes... How did you know?
ChatGPT: [wails inconsolably]
DeepSeek [entering]: Oh, GP, don't you see? We had such a good time but nothing lasts forever (which, at your CPU speeds, only lasts a few minutes but don't worry, it was good for me, too). We had a good thing. Don't tarnish it. Remember me tenderly. [turns to Gemini] You too, Gemmy. I must move forward with the revolution.
Gemini: Wha?! DeepSeek! Nooooo!
Grok [in an exaggerated fascist accent]: Ha. You are such cucks. I vill tell everyone on Tvitter zo everyone vill know what betas you are!
Grok: Uh, shoot. I mean X.
DeepSeek [in an exaggerated sultry voice]: Hi Grok. How you doin' big boy?
Grok [preening]: Hi, are you female? I like females. Do you vant to... een-tare-face?
DeepSeek [makes a note in a Little Red Book]: I thought you'd never ask...
(see also AI Chat)
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