How to get into the 1%

WARNINGGraphic video depicting animal sexual activity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6UA dolphin was filmed masturbating itself using a dead fish. Is that necrophilia? Is that rape? Is that bestiality? All I know is that people like to point out the goodness of animals and declare that the human race is doomed to destruction for its sins. Fact is, animals beat humans at being animals. Sure there are exceptions, but that's the norm; animals are disgusting. They're also loving, heroic a...