Barbie Doll

🇺🇸 I was told I look like Barbie, "like the movie." I guess they mean I look like Margot Robbie. If I look like Barbie at my absolute worst, then you can imagine how great I look at my best, haha. If I'm Barbie, then I must be the Bisexual Liberal Barbie or the Cool Barbie turned Political Barbie, or better yet, the Artist Barbie turned Foreign Policy Hawk Barbie. I can't possibly be the Childless Cat Lady Barbie though, because I have a dog. Barbie is actually a really good look for a female politician. It's the kind of look that will get lost of votes, so I'll embrace it. xo

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