Regretting Motherhood - Orna Donath

★★☆☆☆ Tropes and gross-outs wearing a Steven King mask. Torpedoed itself by explaining the threat within the first quarter of the book via lab reports the main characters never see. Said characters are cardboard stereotypes - the sensitive nerd, the dumb muscle, the kid who's not quite Right in the head, etc. I made the mistake of getting invested in the friendship between the least tropey - a boy with anger issues and his quiet friend - but whenever an opportunity arose for their bond to pay ...