Whistleblowing is bad

So, what is this? Someone has leaked information about Boris Johnson behaving corruptly1.

So, of course, the cabinet office is going to launch an enquiry into the matter. But wait: they're not launching an enquiry into the corruption, no, they're launching an enquiry into the leaks. Because, obviously, the corruption is just fucking fine so long as no-one knows abouti it.

And 'some in No 10' (for which read: 'almost certainly our Glorious Clown Emperor') are suggesting the person who leaked the information may be Dominic Cummings.The same Dominic Cummings who is is, conveniently a person who no-one likes: not even Johnson any more. Well, whoever did leak this information has blown the whistle on corruption at the highest level in government, and if it was Cummings, why, he's done a good thing. But, of course, you know, no-one likes him, so that will make it more likely that people will attack Cummings, the person who did the right thing, than Johnson, a man who has never done the right thing in his life unless it suited his mission of personal aggrandisement.

Because we can't have people blowing the whistle on government corruption, can we?


  1. 'Corruptly' is the only way Boris Johnson ever behaves. 


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