Silver and gold
August 3, 2021•106 words
Rishi Sunak has told people that working from home may hurt their career. Or in other words 'In my day we had to spend three hours a day travelling to and from work where we would get bullied until we became senior enough to bully others in our turn, and I am too stupid to realise that the world has now changed and people will no longer want to live the shit life I have lived. Always remember that money is all that matters: spending a fifth of your waking life rammed into a metal box is as nothing compared to money. Also, I am jealous.'