Assume Rishi Sunak is to blame
August 2, 2023•114 words
From now on, whenever some new climate-change-related catastrophe happens, I'm just going to treat it as if it was Rishi Sunak's fault. It's not entirely true, but it's close enough and it makes me feel better.
Greece is on fire
– Wow, thanks, Rishi!
Half of England is underwater
– Good work there, Rishi!
Thousands of people have died in the latest heatwave
– That's certainly going to help NHS waiting lists, Rishi, well done!
It's probably useful to take the same approach to other things:
Children are dying from vehicle pollution
– Gosh Rishi, that's really good going killing off the people who don't vote for you anyway.