March 29, 2023•126 words
May 29, 2019
Some people die strangely and/or tragically. What if, while you are still alive, you have a series of photos taken featuring you doing wacky things in humorously dangerous scenarios — laughing as you teater on the edge of a cliff, or looking like you're about to light a firecracker in your mouth. The series become a sort of death gallery, held in storage until your death. Then, should you succumb to an untimely death, your significant other or attorney would be instructed to use the relevent wacky photo in articles, funeral pamphlets, social media, etc.... Die in a horrible fire? The firecracker pic becomes your last Facebook profile pic. Fall off a bridge? The funeral home prints your cliff picture in the funeral booklets.