Danny Blast

What's more 'Murican than eating full meals while driving? Everyone talks about the downsides of a car-centric and fast-food culture. But no one mentions the unique skill that only U.S. citizens can claim to master: eating while driving. And we're not talking a bag of chips here -- that's amateur league. We're talking full meals consumed while knee-steering a car around curves at night. And so, I propose the creation of an official sporting league, tentatively called EWDL: Eating While Driving...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giving_dapThis would be a championship where contestants would compete for a variety of awards such as:Longest dap (largest number of individual moves)Fastest dapMost elaborate dapSilliest dap ...

The story of a man's journey from struggling deli owner to wildly successful televangelist. ...

May 29, 2019Some people die strangely and/or tragically. What if, while you are still alive, you have a series of photos taken featuring you doing wacky things in humorously dangerous scenarios — laughing as you teater on the edge of a cliff, or looking like you're about to light a firecracker in your mouth. The series become a sort of death gallery, held in storage until your death. Then, should you succumb to an untimely death, your significant other or attorney would be instructed to use the ...

Are you dating online? Pre-Date Liaison (provided as a service) offers a new, unique, and valuable service to make the process less stressful. As you navigate the trecherous world of online dating, how can you know the person you've been chatting with is who they say they are? If you're considering a potential date with someone you've never met in person, consider asking them to submit to a PDL first.Here's how it works: You tell the person you're interested in meeting them, but to help you fee...

May 29, 2019The world of online dating is frustrating. Women gets lots lots of crap messages. Men hate that women don't reply. This app makes messaging more public at first to allow the community to weed out creeps.The first time you message someone, that message is posted publicly, and the intended recipient is tagged/notifed. Other users can mark a message an inappropriate, and if it gets enough votes, it's temporarily removed until reviewed by Admin.If the recipient doesn't reply is some way ...

May 29, 2019 Miss Cleo (Keeper): When active, Miss Cleo links you psychically to another player of your choice. All of the linked player's active Keepers and Creepers are simultaneously active for you as well, and can help or hinder you, including winning or preventing a win. Mutual Destruction (Action): For each one of your active Keepers you voluntarily discard, you may choose any other active Keeper on the table to be simultaneously discarded. The Dog (Keeper): The Dog negates the ef...

May 29, 2019This would be a service where a group of people would provide a customized picketing/protest for a business or other client.In one version, a “positive protest” could be staged outside a restaurant. A small group would stand outside a business and “protest” with positive signs. The signs might say, “I've never had biscuits & gravy so good!” or “Terry's made my kid smile!” There would be a set amount of time the group would protest, after which maybe the restaurant would give them...

May 29, 2019, Daniel FosterPLAYING COURTFull court is 60 feet long and 30 feet wide, with a center line dividing it into two 30-foot square sides.The Free Space boundaries are parallel to the center line and 4 feet out from center line. The Free Space is an overlap of the two teams’ areas of active play, and it’s boundaries are considered to extend out into the side “out of bounds” area if any exist.Attack lines are parallel to and 10 feet out from the center line.Hit Boxes are 6 feet square, ce...

May 29, 2019If you've never needed to use an assistive-listening device at a movie theatre, you may not know that they are terrible. They're a pain to check out, and when they work, they work poorly.This mobile app that would have the full audio of a movie downloadable, and could play the audio of that movie in sync, so a person can listen with their own headphones. There could be a small charge per movie to play the audio, or perhaps a subscription service for people that go to a lot of movies....

May 29, 2019Two players. 10 “pins” for each player (bowling pins or blocks of wood similar in size), colored so you can distinguish the two sets. One soccer ball for each player.To play: Players agree upon boundaries for play of whatever size and shape they want. This allows play in nearly any area/environment. Players agree upon a starting point, from with the first kick will occur. This can be anywhere they mutually agree. Players randomly decide which kicks first (coin flip?). The fi...

May 29, 2019Like the restroom attendants of olde, but freelance. You'd have a rolling cart with all your accoutrements for people: wet naps, fragrances, mints, etc.... You'd go into a club and offer your services for no charge, as a service to the customers, and collect tips. The venue would benefit by providing an added service to their clientele for no cost. You could even offer quick cleaning while you're in there, which would make the service even more valuable to the venue. You could establ...

The “Chupacabra-A” Integer SequenceMay 29, 2019The first in a series of utterly useless sequences. Start at 0 (zero) and add the number of characters in each integer as it's spelled in English. Ex: “twenty-one” has 10 characters, so 21+10=31.0, 4, 8, 13, 21, 31, 41, 50, 55, 65, 75, 87, 99...The “Chupacabra-B” Integer SequenceJune 10, 2019Another utterly useless thing in the “Chupacabra” sequence world. Start at zero (0) and add the number of syllables in the previous number as it's spoken in Eng...

October 3, 2019In SD, all participants give their full attention to one discussion at a time, as it happens. Participants deliver a message, wait for another party to deliver a message, listen, then repeat back and forth. During this discussion, no other discussions are underway. It may involve multiple people, but we ultimately describe this as, “We are having a (singular) discussion.” In this way, SD is a singular, unbroken stream with a distinct beginning and end.In SD, a discussion persists ...