IDEA: Dap Championship

What's more 'Murican than eating full meals while driving? Everyone talks about the downsides of a car-centric and fast-food culture. But no one mentions the unique skill that only U.S. citizens can claim to master: eating while driving. And we're not talking a bag of chips here -- that's amateur league. We're talking full meals consumed while knee-steering a car around curves at night. And so, I propose the creation of an official sporting league, tentatively called EWDL: Eating While Driving...