Rap for Polyglots - Day 14

Late nights in the car
Baat karni bhi dushwar
Naach naach ke larka hua rawan
Iss andheri raat mai aya samaan
Bola, chalein? Train tickets le ke tayyar
"Come on, abhi hai wakt for adventure"
Bolta, let me show you a brand new venture!

Iss qadr badtameez kyun hua sala hoshyar?
Pyar mai doob ke kahan gaya ban ke tayyar?
Chai mai biscuit, aur milk mai cookie
Teray lines parhoon mai, cuz I know imma rookie

Pencil ghiss chuki hai, but my words won’t flow
A no-go on swearing, but still feel so badtameez
Don’t call me a tease, I’ll show you ek nayi cheez

Hazaron saal se sunte arahe hain about this jahalat
Masala laga ke bhi this story stinks of zalalat
I mean, kahan se ajatay hain bolney ye dheet baatein
Mar laatein, banein hain ye akhir kis ghaat ke?

Suno please, baat ko yaar
Chaar paanch minute wait hi kar le, life nahi hogi faraar
Wait in line, and let Batman fight the crime
Oh wait, woh toh hai ek gora
All we got here is ek se barh ke ek chichora
Dil bhi torr ke woh khilata hai samosa

Chai mai cheeni double,
Dhaabay pe seekhnay aatay hain ye adab
Mir, Khusro aur Ghalib,
Jo boltay woh kartey hain jazab
Like baby’s skin, so close to their rabb
Ab na hai sakoon, sab bolo ab:
Oh Khuda, dikha dein humein sahi laara
Jaali ho ya real, moon na karna bus kaala

Der aala, now join me on this next beat

Pukhto ke waee tuh ye zama milmana,
Ma kawa fikr, tuh kho ye yo khazana
Mix and match, zubaan ka karo toh istemaal
Lajawab on this flow,
Nostalgic memories of ko ko ko..
rina, oye suno toh dear Sameena,
Nahi uss jaisa, so what? At least let me dream na
Bought you kal hi a new cream-uh
Team Cheena, chal raha political schema

Kabeelay mai nahi hai dumm
Imagine Aflatoon with a gun
(ha!) Off button, now on the slow mo
No homo, scratch that, jo bhi bolna hai, bolo
Ratolo, all these lies, better go out solo

Aao tol tuh wayam, don’t play games in this house
Being harami will catch this place on fire like a trap holds a mouse
Skip classes, no bueno, bachay maths mai hain kachay
Go tuition, maar rattay
Door hattay, pervo ghatay
Chal yaar, ghar ja ab jattay

Naalay mai bandar
Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Health ke liye khao good chikandar
Ok, coming fresh from the farm
Mat khao haram, organic eggs in this frying paan
Wait, paan, Lahori chaat ke saath banao ab jaan

Daily noise, you be toying with your boys
No choice, we running this world with just boys
Joyless, soulless and such a bloody mess
Sunsaan, haiwaan, bhaago from this address

Now, take turns to relieve your symptoms
So you can go and join the cool mums
Fly Dubai, Expo be fun funs
Such nice displays, not done in haste
Their shows be pure taste
Now dream big, fly high, but first brush with toothpaste