Margo's Quote Of The Day

January 9, 2018•41 words

After watching hours of "Brain Games" on Netflix where they talk about what makes people attractive to each other:

Margo: "Dad- I know why your single!"
Me: "Ugh. What now."
Margo: "You're fat, and your face is all out of proportion!"

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