Marriage

noun

  1. Mummified love.
  2. A widely practiced form of tax evasion.
  3. A sacrificial ritual performed in order to appease the God of Loneliness.
  4. The third month of pregnancy.
  5. A mathematical paradox in which the sum of two wholes make less than one.

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