Masculinity

noun

  1. A toxic substance used in the pest control industry to combat shrew infestations. The toxin acts on the sensory receptors of the shrew, causing it to become confused and unbalanced.
  2. A highly addictive drug that produces dependence in the (un)fair sex.
  3. One of the two most pervasive disorders afflicting the human animal (the other being femininity).

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