She told me
That oral is immoral
And sex is a sin
That If I want to kiss her
She should have a ring

Sodomy suits sociopaths
Abstinence is what we need
Prophylaxis is for perverts
Missionary's mandatory
As long as there's a ring!

The bed catches fire
With passionate love
Only one sided, because
It's not gold, it's
Only plated so

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