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January 18, 2021•35 words

Fake News Media Inc. responded to critics today, saying that reports questioning the legitimacy of their content were "a complete fabrication."

CEO Mike Michalson added, "I'm the rubber, you're the ruler... or something like that."

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January 16, 2021•56 words

I can't what the flea that means EAT YOUR GREENS! what's a green? a kind of bean? WRONG bean = greens NOT greens = bean don't you remember the song? greeny beany, greeny beany greeny beany, not beany greeny I don't what the floor that's a metaphor for for for, for for, for for for FORK! ...

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January 18, 2021•58 words

JUST IN: Women in Afghanistan Banned From Laughing as Impotence Epidemic Is on the Rise Our correspondent spoke to a local man about the situation who responded, "This epidemic is only growing, it's getting much larger, it's increasing in size." He was later jailed for innuendo. [It is forbidden for women to laugh in public under sharia law.] ...

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