Note 792

I think that aliens live among us and just aren't telling us because they're afraid we'll make them see a psychiatrist.

I'm telling you I'm an alien. I'm from another planet. I don't even breathe for god's sake!
YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN BOB! What did the doctor say? What did he say?
No alien talk at the dinner table...
No alien talk at the dinner table! We're trying to help you Bob. We're all trying our best, but we can't help you unless you want to help yourself. Okay?

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