Some Funny Movie Lines
February 25, 2022•202 words
Nothing in my mind to write about. But anyway. Writing is what writer does.
So here goes some of my favorite movies lines of on humor:
A friend in my building died.
Oh, sorry to hear that. Find out what his rent was. I am always looking for cheaper.
(The Odd Couple II 1998)
Mrs. Lampert! do you know what CIA is?
I don't suppose it's an airline, is it?
(Charade 1962)
I am willing to pay in advance.
Cash?
Well what else? A sack of flour and some color beads?
(Mirage 1965)
Your wife should be a doctor. She could make a fortune in Manhattan with this handwriting.
(The Mist 2007)
I only make decisions when my stomach is full or my balls are empty.
(The King's Men 2021)
He got a compressed vertebra
Are you sure?
Why do you think I am wearing this outfit, because I am a barber?
(The Fortune Cookie 1966 )
And as you can see from bio, I am an Classics-Lover, Retro-Enthusiast, that's why some of the movies mentioned here are from 60s and 70s.
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