Last night, my car Was hit by a cat! Unrelated to that, My poor Uncle John Once choked on a scone. What a world! What a world! How was he supposed to know How hastily to eat pastry, Or, indeed, how slow? Oh! I just thought I'd mention My grandmother's pension – Now that she's getting old, Nothing's changed, I'm told. What is love anyway? Anyway, Thanks for listening. One last thing 'fore you go, Unrelated to that, Do you happen to know How to clean car off a cat? ...