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Saving the Rhinos
July 16, 2021•79 words
The rhinos, the rhinos,
The rhinos are dead.
I don't understand,
Did they not see the red
Horn on my car?
How bizarre!
Well, I tried, O! I tried,
I tried to curtail
The harvesting of
Their face fingernails,
But despite all my efforts,
No rhino was spared,
Though I do hope you know
Just how much I cared,
And now that they're gone,
At least I can say
To my children,
Dear children:
It's not my fault, okay?
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August 10, 2021•90 words
Last night, my car
Was hit by a cat!
Unrelated to that,
My poor Uncle John
Once choked on a scone.
What a world! What a world!
How was he supposed to know
How hastily to eat pastry,
Or, indeed, how slow?
Oh! I just thought I'd mention
My grandmother's pension –
Now that she's getting old,
Nothing's changed, I'm told.
What is love anyway? Anyway,
Thanks for listening.
One last thing 'fore you go,
Unrelated to that,
Do you happen to know
How to clean car off a cat?
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