Unrelated to that

Last night, my car
Was hit by a cat!
Unrelated to that,
My poor Uncle John
Once choked on a scone.

What a world! What a world!
How was he supposed to know
How hastily to eat pastry,
Or, indeed, how slow?

Oh! I just thought I'd mention
My grandmother's pension –
Now that she's getting old,
Nothing's changed, I'm told.

What is love anyway? Anyway,
Thanks for listening.
One last thing 'fore you go,
Unrelated to that,
Do you happen to know
How to clean car off a cat?

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