Is the pleasure in the chewing or the swallowing?
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August 10, 2021•90 words
Last night, my car
Was hit by a cat!
Unrelated to that,
My poor Uncle John
Once choked on a scone.
What a world! What a world!
How was he supposed to know
How hastily to eat pastry,
Or, indeed, how slow?
Oh! I just thought I'd mention
My grandmother's pension –
Now that she's getting old,
Nothing's changed, I'm told.
What is love anyway? Anyway,
Thanks for listening.
One last thing 'fore you go,
Unrelated to that,
Do you happen to know
How to clean car off a cat?
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August 16, 2021•154 words
I wear a watch around my ankle
To tell time when I tie my shoes.
Time can be told at any angle,
Yes, any old angle you choose!
It can be told if you're right-way up,
It can be told if you're upside down,
It can be told if you're downside up,
It can be told if you're wrong-way down.
Sometimes I tell time at twenty degrees.
Sometimes I tell time when I'm on my knees.
Sometimes I don't even tell time, you see,
Sometimes time tells me!
How would you tell time if you were a goat
In a boat, set afl...
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