Note 172
January 19, 2021•16 words
I think women are telepathic and they're just not telling us. It's the world's biggest conspiracy.
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Note 776
January 18, 2021•58 words
JUST IN: Women in Afghanistan Banned From Laughing as Impotence Epidemic Is on the Rise
Our correspondent spoke to a local man about the situation who responded, "This epidemic is only growing, it's getting much larger, it's increasing in size."
He was later jailed for innuendo.
[It is forbidden for women to laugh in public under sharia law.]
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January 25, 2021•123 words
I'm going to sue big tobacco for false advertising when I don't get cancer. If I've been smoking for 60 years and I'm still not dead, I expect compensation [my retirement plan]. They've been exploiting smokers for years now with their false cancer advertisements. Many of these paying customers aren't even dying of smoking related illnesses. It's all a ploy to keep us alive longer so that they can make more money off of us. And now they have vaping, because nothing screams badass like sucking on ...
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