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January 25, 2021•60 words

I think owning a gun would be awesome because then any time you had to make a decision you could just put it up against your head.

"What's it gonna be asshole?"

"Are you gonna buy that donut or are we gonna end it all, right here, right now?"

"Don't be startled ma'am, this is just my decision making process."

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January 25, 2021•123 words

I'm going to sue big tobacco for false advertising when I don't get cancer. If I've been smoking for 60 years and I'm still not dead, I expect compensation [my retirement plan]. They've been exploiting smokers for years now with their false cancer advertisements. Many of these paying customers aren't even dying of smoking related illnesses. It's all a ploy to keep us alive longer so that they can make more money off of us. And now they have vaping, because nothing screams badass like sucking on ...

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January 26, 2021•37 words

I try to channel my ego into my art [this is my art]. I am collecting all the asshole energy other people waste on me and attempting to transform it into one giant motherfucker of a masterpiece. ...

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