and the ostrich was silent [its head was underground]

"But how do we know
up from down?"
said the man
standing on his head.
[he is]
"It's easy,"
said the bat,
"If the sound
sounds upside down,
that's right way up!"
[bats echolocate]
"WHAT?"
said the sloth.
[sloths are deaf]


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