UPLINK: 2020-04-28 The New Normal

Dear citizen of the world this is your government speaking. Here is the new lexicon on words that shall be forever ingrained in your brain. Please pay attention!

  • Social distancing
  • Contact tracing
  • Misinformation
  • Died of
  • Furloughed
  • Lockdown
  • Community Guidelines
  • Unprecedented times
  • Non essential worker
  • National effort
  • NHS Overwhelmed
  • Flatten the curve
  • Coronavirus
  • We are all in this together

These are unprecedented times and only through Social Distancing can we Flatten the Curve and prevent the NHS being overwhelmed with people dying of Cornovirus. All non essential workers will be furloughed and lockdown will continue until we have contract tracing. Anyone found breaking community guidelines or sharing misinformation will be punished, we are all in this together

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