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I'm going to create an energy drink called WISDOM, where each flavour is named after a different philosopher and has a blurb briefly explaining their beliefs ~ KANT Kant maintains that understanding of the external world has its foundations not merely in experience, but in both experience and a priori concepts, thus offering a non-empiricist critique of rationalist philosophy. "Act only in accordance with that maxim through which you can at the same time will that it become a universal law." ...

Why are abortion laws are so divisive? I get that there is a case to be made for the "candidate member", that unborn children may be entitled to some statutory rights, which I even happen to agree with, but if you don't give women the power to uphold their own moral imperatives then you are removing any and all responsibility they have to those imperatives. You're creating irresponsible mothers. Then you're shooting yourself in the foot economically, socially, etc. You can't create any sort of r...

Payback's a brick, One way or the other. I collect bricks To throw at my mother. Missed her again! Just my fucking luck. I'll give her this, She knows how to duck. ...

I won't ask that you agree with my opinion, only that you compare it to your own and inevitably find that mine is better. ...

Art is a submissive thing and it is no wonder, since its aim is to uplift the human spirit, and it is far easier to push than it is to pull, it does this lifting from below. But it is also a dominant thing in that it does not conform to its master's will to resist being lifted. ...

I am okay with absolutely anything in this world so long as it can be questioned. As soon as somebody says to me, "That's the way it is. That's the way I am. You must accept it," I say good luck and goodbye. Not a damn thing anywhere is just the way it is... not a person, not a dog, not a rock. Everything is liable to change and everything must change because we are relying on it to change and if it doesn't, it tends hurts the other things around it. ...

I try to channel my ego into my art [this is my art]. I am collecting all the asshole energy other people waste on me and attempting to transform it into one giant motherfucker of a masterpiece. ...

I think owning a gun would be awesome because then any time you had to make a decision you could just put it up against your head. "What's it gonna be asshole?" "Are you gonna buy that donut or are we gonna end it all, right here, right now?" "Don't be startled ma'am, this is just my decision making process." ...

I'm going to sue big tobacco for false advertising when I don't get cancer. If I've been smoking for 60 years and I'm still not dead, I expect compensation [my retirement plan]. They've been exploiting smokers for years now with their false cancer advertisements. Many of these paying customers aren't even dying of smoking related illnesses. It's all a ploy to keep us alive longer so that they can make more money off of us. And now they have vaping, because nothing screams badass like sucking on ...

I think women are telepathic and they're just not telling us. It's the world's biggest conspiracy. ...

JUST IN: Women in Afghanistan Banned From Laughing as Impotence Epidemic Is on the Rise Our correspondent spoke to a local man about the situation who responded, "This epidemic is only growing, it's getting much larger, it's increasing in size." He was later jailed for innuendo. [It is forbidden for women to laugh in public under sharia law.] ...

Fake News Media Inc. responded to critics today, saying that reports questioning the legitimacy of their content were "a complete fabrication." CEO Mike Michalson added, "I'm the rubber, you're the ruler... or something like that." ...

I can't what the flea that means EAT YOUR GREENS! what's a green? a kind of bean? WRONG bean = greens NOT greens = bean don't you remember the song? greeny beany, greeny beany greeny beany, not beany greeny I don't what the floor that's a metaphor for for for, for for, for for for FORK! ...